TopMasala Jokes
Dentist: Do you remember the last time you flossed? Me: It should say on your sheet right over there.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Move your office desk into the elevator and ask people who get on if they have an appointment.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
I don't think of it as eating grapes, I think of it as preventing future raisins. Some call me a hero.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Whenever I open my fridge, my dog looks at me with a puzzled look and he thinks: Why don't you eat all the food?
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Itís not a great nap, unless you wake up and canít remember what day it is.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
My ring tone is a woman faintly screaming ĎHelp me, Superman. Help me!í and then I run away, unexplained.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in-between.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Pretty sure crosswalk buttons donít actually work and are only there to make us feel like we have control over our lives.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
I was watching a tutorial on youtube about how to sleep but it was so boring that I fell asleep
Posted By : Bajrang Choudhary
  
More people have put on sunglasses to get their pictures clicked than actually as a protection against sunlight.
Posted By : Guest
  
Life is too easy: Play Baskeball, eat and sleep!
Posted By : Guest
  

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