TopMasala Jokes
Girls get 90+ in computer science but doesn’t know how to format. Boys get 40 marks but become professional hacker :)
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
Dear Girls … Guys don’t get hints. You have to be straight forward.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
Man made money, but Money made man Mad :)
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in girl’s mind.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
Every girls dream is to find the perfect guy, eat without getting fat, and to have a best friend who’ll stay true to her!
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
If God ever created something more beautiful than you, he would have kept it for himself.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
YOU have no idea how fast my heart beats when I …… SEE YOU.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
Your smile is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
8 billion People In This World And I Only Want You.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
God was showing off when He created you.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
No one deserves to be someone else’s dirty little secret, if u truly care about someone, u share it with everyone
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
Needs to wash his mind out with soap..
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
That awkward moment when someone’s staring at the keyboard while you are typing your password.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
If you are planning to let me go today, make sure you’ll never come back tomorrow.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
Man can’t discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
That moment when you don’t know the answer in class but act as you know it.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
To live a creative life we must loose our fear of being wrong.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
“Lifeis either a daring adventure or nothing”
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
Breakup is just like having the worst nightmare after the best dream.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
No matter how hard I try, no matter how many relationships I get into…. it will never replace the one I just lost.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
I agree its easy to cry n easy to die bt its nt easy to say goodbye.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
With all the lies and hurt you only made me stronger. Ur the loser cause you let a good girl walk out of your life.

Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
The heart was made to be broken.
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