TopMasala Jokes
Move your office desk into the elevator and ask people who get on if they have an appointment.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
I don't think of it as eating grapes, I think of it as preventing future raisins. Some call me a hero.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Whenever I open my fridge, my dog looks at me with a puzzled look and he thinks: Why don't you eat all the food?
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Facebook is like boys, once you understand them they change.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Life gives answer in 3 ways. It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
The minute you think youíre going to lose something, it suddenly becomes the most important thing in your life.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Life is not about waiting for the storms to passÖ Itís about learning how to dance in the rain.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Count your age with friends but not with years.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Itís not a great nap, unless you wake up and canít remember what day it is.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Individuality is founded in feeling; and the recesses of feeling, the darker, blinder strata of character, are the only places in the world in which we catch real fact in the making
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Life isnít hard. People with their needless complications and unnecessary lies make it that way.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Love. Lust. Laugh. Lie. Lose. Loss. Lessons. The ď7LĒ that created ďLIFEĒ
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
My ring tone is a woman faintly screaming ĎHelp me, Superman. Help me!í and then I run away, unexplained.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in-between.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Pretty sure crosswalk buttons donít actually work and are only there to make us feel like we have control over our lives.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Life isnít always sunshine and butterflies. Sometimes you got to learn to smile through the pain.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Life will always try to make things hard, but every time you overcome those obstacles, you becomes stronger.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Smile! Itís the second best thing you can do with your mouth. But I like the first one.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Rule of math: If it seems easy, youíre probably doing it wrong.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
Hug me when Iím there, miss me when Iím not, kiss me every day, and love me for all eternity.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Everything is funny untill it happening to some anotherís lifeÖ.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
It is Amazing what You Can Accomplish If you Do Not Care Who Gets The Credit.
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
Some people are puzzles that are best understood in pieces rather than put together.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
When you don't choose love but love chooses you. That!
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  
Life is like a box of puzzles. Instead of concentrating on the elements that we have done, we concentrate on the elements that are missing.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
For all this time I have been putting this puzzles of my life, then I realized, the last piece is you.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Actions speak louder than words, your words donít mean anything to me when your actions are telling me different.
Posted By : Bhawana Parashar
  
Car Me VERNA ... Aur Pyaar me MARNA.... Hume Dono He Pasand Hai
Posted By : Hemlata Choudhary
  

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